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He’s on a boat! The weather may be crappy but the euro was great and that’s all that really matters ;D

He’s on a boat! The weather may be crappy but the euro was great and that’s all that really matters ;D

Watching the playoffs ^_^

Watching the playoffs ^_^

I am being so boring tonight and I couldn’t be happier. ^_^

I am being so boring tonight and I couldn’t be happier. ^_^

Now this is how you make strawberry milk. <3

Now this is how you make strawberry milk. <3

The cops just yanked a guy out of this van and threw him in squad car. Now they are tearing the van apart in the middle if the street like its serious business. I wonder what&#8217;s going on?

The cops just yanked a guy out of this van and threw him in squad car. Now they are tearing the van apart in the middle if the street like its serious business. I wonder what’s going on?

My new case ^_^ love this thing haha

My new case ^_^ love this thing haha

I will be doing this. IT HAS TO HAPPEN

I will be doing this. IT HAS TO HAPPEN

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dude.

dude.

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Todays breakfast: fucking tasty. Though it would be better if i had some honey. (Taken with Instagram)

Todays breakfast: fucking tasty. Though it would be better if i had some honey. (Taken with Instagram)

The last one :(

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WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE

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lol wtf

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